adventures in chip making

A couple months ago Sara was perusing a Victorian Epicure catalogue that was hanging around one of the dental offices where she was temping. She called me that day and asked excitedly, "Don't you know someone who sells Epicure? and couldn't you order me one of these? I've gotta have a chipster!!"

I looked it up online and read some reviews and decided we both NEEDED a chipster. So I called my lady and ordered two! I thought it had to be a fantastic product because it was on back order and so I settled in to wait for the chipster to arrive.

I picked it up tonight (finally!) and drove to the store to get a sweet potato to try out my new machine. I LOVE sweet potato fries and this chipster seemed like a great, healthy way to indulge.

It even came with a recipe and seasoning suggestions.

As I was cooking up batch after batch I couldn't quite pinpoint exactly what wasn't quite right. With most recipes and new techniques I've got to try a couple of different things before I get it just the way I like it.

Jordan and his wife happened by in the middle of my "chipstering" and so they were the perfect guinea pigs to try out the chips.

After the second batch I suggested, "Maybe we need to try a different seasoning."

After that batch I said, "Maybe I need to try a different time in the microwave."

Then,"Maybe I need to try a thicker slice."

Finally Jordan looked at me solemnly and said, "Maybe you need to try..... the DEEP FRYER."

YUP! That's exactly what my healthy chips were missing. So I pulled out the deep fryer and we chowed down on the homemade sweet potato chips. At least they're gluten free.

UPS- the name in excess packaging

When Angela got word that her sister Diana has been struggling with a fussy baby, she was more than sympathetic! Truth is, Angela has been struggling with a fussy baby, as well. It's been a case of trans-continental sleeplessness and colic.

However, Angela is a mathematician so problem solving is her strength. She found some relief in a book that explains how to calm a fussy baby. And her first instinct was to share her new found knowledge with her sleep deprived sister (and brother-in-law).

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Angela is also sold on "swaddling" and thought that it couldn't hurt to send her sister a swaddle blanket along with the book. She got right to work and placed an order on amazon.com, sending Diana the book and the swaddle and for good measure she ordered a package of chocolate. "Chocolate always makes me feel better when my baby is fussing," she explained matter-of-factly over the phone the other night.

She was quite disappointed to learn that even though she had paid for expedited delivery last Saturday, the parcel was not due to arrive until this Saturday. (according to the tracking link she checked yesterday, Tuesday) "I can't believe it takes a whole week to send something priority," she lamented

But a UPS parcel arrived TODAY (Wednesday). And Diana was excited for the surprise. It was delivered by not one, but TWO UPS delivery men and the box was biG so for sure it was just what we'd all been waiting for.

Totally faked out! The "parcel" contained the tiny bag of chocolate with the other items "to follow". I guess someone forgot to mention the theory of excess packaging to the guys at amazon and UPS. They'll need a truck to deliver the book and blanket. That's probably why it's not coming until Saturday! haha

sleeping it off

Both my daughters have been home now for a couple of weeks with their "newborns".

Kara, of course qualifies as a newborn since she was just born on February 29.

Even though Logan has been around for a few months now, he's also behaving a lot like a newborn having just been launched from the lifeship February 20.

And apparently both dad's are having fun recording what a new mom does most of the time.

diana and logan catching a few winks

angela and kara power napping

Good luck girls!

It kinda reminds me of being sleep deprived for 28 years...(the number of sleepless nights I experienced from the day Diana was born until the day Katie got married)

adventures in diagramming

Little Logan has been convalescing for the last couple of weeks. His little inscisions (from the surgery) have required soaking a few times a day. Diana decided that he was just too little to soak in the tub (or the baby bathtub, for that matter). So she got out the popcorn bowl and tried it on for size. It was a perfect fit for a perfect little dude!

Have I mentioned, he's little? ...and stinkin' adorable?

little logan chillin' in his custom tub

This photo generated a variety of responses but nothing as creative as the Venn Diagram designed by Uncle Dylan.

Way to go boys!

it's funny when it happens to the other guy...

Last May I blogged about the most hilarious thing I'd seen in a while. I thought it was sooo funny!

So this afternoon I was driving Angela around Ottawa. She's a fantastic navigator and we were able to run the errands without incident; that is, until the incident in the Superstore parking lot!

We'd loaded the groceries and the baby into the car. I was easing the yaris out of the parking space after conscientiously checking the mirrors and all my blind spots when the little car just stopped moving. It was like I bumped into something.

"What the heck is back there? What did I run in to?" I asked Angela, half joking / half confused.

Angela answered matter of factly, "It's a car Mom. You backed into a car - IN MY CAR!"

And so there we were, two grannies in small cars backing right into each other in the Superstore parking lot. Surprisingly NOT FUNNY for me but apparently hilarious for the handsome dude in the really great suit that caught the whole thing on his cell phone video camera.

"That was really funny, Ladies. I watched the whole thing happen. I yelled at you to stop but you didn't hear me. hahahahahaha"

The other granny just rolled down her window and asked if there was any damage to be concerned about, (which there wasn't) and drove off. Angela and I stood there looking for a moment at the unscathed bumper and shook our heads at the guy who'd taped the whole thing and carried on our way.

The moment we were in the car, Angela text messaged her dad back home in Alberta.

"I'm never letting MOM drive my car again."

one week later

Hello world! This is Kara - thrilled to be one week old TODAY! and what a day; eating, sleeping, pooping and then doing it all over again. She's worn out but happy as a clam.

daddy's can be so funny!

This afternoon Dylan was holding baby Kara while she napped. She was sleeping soundly and Dylan was enjoying the daddy/daughter time. Suddenly Kara started WIDE AWAKE! Her eyes were wide open and she was "YELLING!"

Dylan tried to console her but it was pretty clear what she wanted.

Angela came stumbling out of the bedroom, obviously awakened by the commotion out in the front room.

Dylan turned Kara so she could see her mom and exclaimed excitedly, "Look Kara! It's your mom...and she brought your milk!"

Dylan's hilarious and mother and baby are doing fine.

kara sound asleep 15 minutes later

nothing like warm milk to help you sleep